Insignificant

The insignificant ones aren't worth hearing about, but I'll give a brief overview of some of the important ones:

Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, while the best flavor available, would be better without the chocolate chips.
Hot dogs make good friday afternoon snacks.
The best kind of sandwich is plain ham on French bread, with no other tastes but ham and bread to complicate the sensation. Just ham and French bread.
Sanwa Ramen noodles are the best. Maruchuan is okay, but has too much of a pepper aftertaste. And almsot needless to say, Chicken Flavor is the best of any brand.
Bert and Ernie kick the crap out of Barney and Bopp. I fear the adults that the children who were nurtured by Barney will grow up to be. What kind of society are we living in in which the minds of our future generations are being shaped by a stupid sappy singing punk in a purple dinosaur costume? I'll hear "Rubber ducky" over the "I love you, you love me" song any day.
Nail polish looks good on almost everybody, regardless of gender.
Cats are superior in every meaningful way to dogs.
Wheeled rotating chairs are better than the stiff un-dynamic kind
99% of what is shown on TV is crap.
Macho music is either annoying or boring.
Falsely claiming to represent a Scandanavian country should be a crime punishable by public soddomization. (see watcher #4)

There are more, but they're insignificant too, so I won't continue.