My Favorite Buttons

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Here are some of my favorite buttons or bumper stickers. Looking over the list, Wow, there are a lot of them!

It's not easy being a Mother... if it was, Fathers would do it!

first God created man. Then She corrected her mistake.

Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
The best lovers are your neighbors and friends.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.
Born free...Taxed to death.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Question Authority NOW!
Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like the IRS.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
i souport publik edekashun.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
RELAX--  I understand how Fragile the Male Ego Is.
Someday I'll Get Organized.
If Things Improve with Age, then I am Approaching Magnificence
Give a Damn
Liberate America
Hello, Sucker!
Caution: Hungry Dieter, May Bite if Provoked
I Refuse to have a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person
Weird, Crafty, and Marginally Sane
What's the Good of being Grown-up, if you can't be Childish?
Only by attempting the absurd can we achieve the impossible
Women constitute half the world's population, perform nearly two-thirds of its work hours, receive 1/10th of the world's income and own less than one-hundredth of the world's property - United Nations Report, 1980.        [Try reading THAT at 60mph!]
Let's put the FUN back in Dysfunctional
Military Intelligence is a Contradiction in Terms
When We Lose the Right to be Different, We Lose the Right to be Free
Call the Police-- Someone Stole Your Personality
WAR is Menstruation ENVY!
Psychologically Incapable of Getting Anywhere on Time
Hey... This is what I wanted to be when I grew up!
Who Needs Hair Anyway
What Can You Say About Conservatives that Hasn't Already Been Said About Hemorrhoids?
What do I know-- I'm just a kid
How Come Lincoln Never Freed the Housewives?
I used to Run with the Wolves, Now I nap with the Cats
Any Book Worth Banning Is a Book Worth Reading
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
It's not just a body- It's an Adventure
Better a Receding hairline than an Advancing one.
Never let a Machine know that you're in a Hurry
Obviously you can not think and argue at the same time
I just hope that God grades on a curve

 

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