Here are some of my favorite buttons or bumper stickers. Looking over the list, Wow, there are a lot of them!
It's not easy being a Mother... if it was, Fathers would do it! |
first God created man. Then She corrected her mistake. |
| Horn broken. Watch for finger. |
| Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. |
| All generalizations are false. |
| Cover me. I'm changing lanes. |
| I brake for no apparent reason. |
| Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. |
| The best lovers are your neighbors and friends. |
| Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal. |
| We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? |
| He who laughs last thinks slowest. |
| Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. |
| It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. |
| Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. |
| Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. |
| I love cats...they taste just like chicken. |
| Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. |
| Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons. |
| Born free...Taxed to death. |
| Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. |
| I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. |
| Question Authority NOW! |
| Montana -- At least our cows are sane! |
| I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. |
| Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. |
| If you don't like the news, go out and make some. |
| When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like the IRS. |
| Sorry, I don't date outside my species. |
| Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. |
| Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges. |
| Where there's a will, I want to be in it. |
| OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? |
| Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. |
| I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. |
| Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. |
| Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students. |
| According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. |
| Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. |
| Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. |
| Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from? |
| Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. |
| Give me ambiguity or give me something else. |
| We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. |
| Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. |
| Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. |
| Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. |
| Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. |
| i souport publik edekashun. |
| Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. |
| There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. |
| Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? |
| Ever stop to think and forget to start again? |
| If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? |
| RELAX-- I understand how Fragile the Male Ego Is. |
| Someday I'll Get Organized. |
| If Things Improve with Age, then I am Approaching Magnificence |
| Give a Damn |
| Liberate America |
| Hello, Sucker! |
| Caution: Hungry Dieter, May Bite if Provoked |
| I Refuse to have a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person |
| Weird, Crafty, and Marginally Sane |
| What's the Good of being Grown-up, if you can't be Childish? |
| Only by attempting the absurd can we achieve the impossible |
| Women constitute half the world's population, perform nearly two-thirds of its work hours, receive 1/10th of the world's income and own less than one-hundredth of the world's property - United Nations Report, 1980. [Try reading THAT at 60mph!] |
| Let's put the FUN back in Dysfunctional |
| Military Intelligence is a Contradiction in Terms |
| When We Lose the Right to be Different, We Lose the Right to be Free |
| Call the Police-- Someone Stole Your Personality |
| WAR is Menstruation ENVY! |
| Psychologically Incapable of Getting Anywhere on Time |
| Hey... This is what I wanted to be when I grew up! |
| Who Needs Hair Anyway |
| What Can You Say About Conservatives that Hasn't Already Been Said About Hemorrhoids? |
| What do I know-- I'm just a kid |
| How Come Lincoln Never Freed the Housewives? |
| I used to Run with the Wolves, Now I nap with the Cats |
| Any Book Worth Banning Is a Book Worth Reading |
| Subvert the Dominant Paradigm |
| It's not just a body- It's an Adventure |
| Better a Receding hairline than an Advancing one. |
| Never let a Machine know that you're in a Hurry |
| Obviously you can not think and argue at the same time |
| I just hope that God grades on a curve |